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What happens when you try to Paypal a Penny
Sat. 03.20.04 - 12:12 p.m.

Feeling: hungry
Listening: still that damn hard drive
Quote:

Jim: hey question u might know
hamak0san: yeah?
Jim: say i got an ebay auction going. n u kno how when it ends, its give the option to click that goes right to paying with paypal
Jim: wat if i changed my paypal info after i put up that auction
Jim: will it adjust itself or will it try to paypal a now-non-existant paypal acct
hamak0san: umm you changed email address?
Jim: yah
hamak0san: hmm might wanna go into ebay's setings to see how to update your info there
Jim: sons of bitches
hamak0san: lol
Jim: ok lemme go see if i can change
Jim: hey go paypal me some money
hamak0san: hehe
Jim: like $1
Jim: ill pay u back
Jim: go directly to paypal and use my email addy
Jim: if that still works, then ebay will be fine
hamak0san: ok
Jim: or paypal me 25 cents
Jim: something small
hamak0san: lol
Jim: whatever the minimum heheh
hamak0san: is there even a minimum
Jim: im sure u cant paypal a penny
Jim: how they gonna get a penny fee
hamak0san: well maybe i want to paypal a penny
hamak0san: it's a free country you know
Jim: hhe then gimme a penny
hamak0san: dammit if i want to paypal a penny i should be allowed to paypal a penny!
hamak0san: (say that 5 times fast)
hamak0san: could i send it in yen?
Jim: no, must be in US dollars
hamak0san: hahah i'm gonna select "services" for type of transaction
hamak0san: hey what's quasi-cash?
Jim: monopoly money
Jim: dont choose that
hamak0san: don't you like monopoly?
Jim: no
hamak0san: why not? are you against owning property?
Jim: bardboard deeds and plastic houses r not property
Jim: esp if it takes 2 days to win
Jim: cardboard... earlier
hamak0san: hey it usually takes most people a LOT longer than 2 days to get their hands on some fine piece of real estate
Jim: fine? the houses n hotels look like shit
hamak0san: hey did you know that Bard is actually a word
hamak0san: it's a poet. especially a lyric poet.
Jim: and a bardboard would be....
hamak0san: duh. it's a board that a bard uses to write poetry
Jim: hey i got a penny
hamak0san: i know you did
hamak0san: cuz i paypal'd you a penny
Jim: hmm should i transfer this balance to my checking?
hamak0san: never know when it might come in handy.
Jim: u paypalled a penny. but my balance says 0.00
Jim: hahaha
hamak0san: haha really?
Jim: yes
Jim: the fee was 0.01 heheh bastards
hamak0san: haha
Jim: Name:
Casey (The sender of this payment is Verified)
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Total Amount:
$0.01 USD
Fee Amount:
-$0.01 USD
Net Amount:
$0.00 USD
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hamak0san: should i send you .o2 cents?
hamak0san: LMAO
Jim: hahah no
Jim: we know it works
hamak0san: hehe cool cool
hamak0san: well, keep in mind my two cents are always available
hamak0san: did you see my subject line?
hamak0san: hehe
Jim: "last night"? fun for u. not for me
hamak0san: haha
Jim: cant believe them bitches took my penny
hamak0san: haha get over it. it's a goddamn penny
hamak0san: i been sayin goddamn a lot lately
hamak0san: it's all that jesus and moses talk i tell you
Jim: wat talk?? that was like 2 mins
hamak0san: still. i'm very impressionable you know


 

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