Hamak0domme
Mon. 03.08.04 - 10:45 p.m.

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You know how ANNOYING those popup porn ads can be? Well, i kinda got one tonight. At the precise moment i was bored. Fear! (commentary by Jim)

h0use_pet_4u: Hi there...Have you ever dreamed about having a male at your service to cook, clean, vaccuum, massage you, draw you a bath, etc? I'm a 26 year old attractive, submissive male in the Bay Area who enjoys being at the service of a beautiful woman as a house pet / slave. If I've even sparked your interest a little bit, please drop me a message and let me know

hamak0san: i just got that message on yahoo!
jim: now i kno why i dont do yahoo msger
hamak0san: yeah i get weird messages all the time
jim: ask that dude for pics to see if u r really interested
hamak0san: LOL
hamak0san: i bet he won't reply
jim: just do it
jim: quit assumung
hamak0san: hehe ok
hamak0san: messaged him
hamak0san: OMG!!!
hamak0san: he's replying
jim: heheh
hamak0san: ahhhhh
hamak0san: holy crap i thought he was a bot
jim: he can prob role play that if thats wat u like
jim: weirdo
hamak0san: lol
jim: tell me wat he says. i need to go throw out some papers
hamak0san: lol ok

hamak0san: so can i get a pic?
h0use_pet_4u: definitely
hamak0san: hmm.. not bad
h0use_pet_4u: i guess i'll assume that is ok?
hamak0san: haha nah, it's a great pic
h0use_pet_4u: cool - thanks....are you interested in my offer?
hamak0san: hehe sure
h0use_pet_4u: cool...what about it sparked your interest?
hamak0san: hmm.. i really like the cleaning part
hamak0san: seriously, my room's a mess
h0use_pet_4u: i'd love to help!
hamak0san: oh i bet you would!
h0use_pet_4u: he he
hamak0san: do you do under the bed too? cuz i got lotsa crap under there too
h0use_pet_4u: i'll do anything you say
h0use_pet_4u: i'm submissive and enjoy taking orders from an attractive female such as yourself

hamak0san: hehe this is kinda fun
jim: play on, playa

hamak0san: do you come with your own outfit, or do i have to provide that myself?
h0use_pet_4u: i'll wear whatever you want (or nothing at all)

jim: ok too dirty for my innocent eyes
jim: how weird tho
hamak0san: what is
jim: dude offering to clean
jim: in the nude
hamak0san: LMAO

h0use_pet_4u: do you have something in mind?
hamak0san: i'm really into that whole french maid thing
h0use_pet_4u: i'd love to dress as a french maid for you - do you have an outfit?
hamak0san: oh yeah, i always keep french maid outfits on hand
hamak0san: for just such an occasion
h0use_pet_4u: sarcasm?
hamak0san: no no, i'm serious
h0use_pet_4u: really? that's awesome

jim: hehe have fun girl. keep me informed of the major events in this lovely blossoming relationship
jim: not every single detail pls
hamak0san: LOL fine fine
hamak0san: fuqer just added me as a firend
jim: deny!!
hamak0san: hehe i think i'm a masochist.
hamak0san: i chose to accept and add
hamak0san: lol
hamak0san: hehehe.. i'm crackin myself up here
jim: ure a closet freak. just took another one to get u out

hamak0san: yeah, so what's your specialty?
hamak0san: cooking, i mean
h0use_pet_4u: i'm better with italian foods
h0use_pet_4u: but can do just about anything
h0use_pet_4u: i'm not great with seafood, since i don't eat much of it myself
hamak0san: oh yeah?
h0use_pet_4u: most definitely....do you have something you want me to make for you?
hamak0san: hmm..
hamak0san: well i like italian
hamak0san: but i also REALLY like pickles

jim: oh no. she said pickles

h0use_pet_4u: hmmmm....there aren't too many pickle recipes that i know of
hamak0san: oh that's a shame
h0use_pet_4u: but i'm sure we could figure something out
hamak0san: oh most definitely
hamak0san: would you let me take a picture of you holding a pickle jar? and maybe a dustmop. i'd really like that
h0use_pet_4u: i think that could be arranged
hamak0san: oh joy!
h0use_pet_4u: i enjoy submission as an escape from every day life where i tend to have a lot of control over things
hamak0san: yeah i can udnerstand that
h0use_pet_4u: do you have a lot of experience as a domme?
hamak0san: oh yes! i'm very much a domme
h0use_pet_4u: very nice - what do you enjoy most as a domme?
hamak0san: beating people into submission, really

jim: bunch o weirdos
hamak0san: hehehe
hamak0san: come on! it's funny

h0use_pet_4u: so you like to administer pain??
hamak0san: oh don't you?
h0use_pet_4u: actually - when i switch and act dom, i really like to administer pain, but as a sub, i'm more into humiliation and degradation than pain
hamak0san: oh cool
hamak0san: so what was your greatest experience
h0use_pet_4u: i've had a couple -one was when i spent an overnight in a cage in a dungeon in NYC and have 5-6 dommes teasing me all night long
hamak0san: oh! was there poking?
h0use_pet_4u: another was when i served a girl here in SF as a house slave and she had me clean her first floor windows overlooking a busy intersection in the buff (after a long couple of hours of meticulous cleaning already)
h0use_pet_4u: yes- and they spit on me and made me massage their feet and laughed at me and ashed their cigarettes on my tongue
hamak0san: oh i'll have to remember that one
h0use_pet_4u: do you smoke?
hamak0san: do i smoke?! i BREATHE smoke
h0use_pet_4u: nice - being made to swallow the ash was cool since i didn't want to do it
hamak0san: what other things don't you like to swallow?
h0use_pet_4u: not sure really....hmmmm....
h0use_pet_4u: i don't like feet - so having them in my mouth bothers me
h0use_pet_4u: i'm into humiliation, so you could invite as many female friends as you want to watch / participate in any scene should this work out
hamak0san: i have no friends. i really am quite the domme. they refuse to be around me on the grounds that i'm such a bitch
h0use_pet_4u: nice
h0use_pet_4u: do you have any other pics - perhaps of you as a domme or of the french maid outfit oyu have?
hamak0san: nah, i never wear the outfit

jim: ok, dont keep me informed no more
hamak0san: hehe fine
jim: but see how much fun u can have when u listen to me? should do it more often
jim: ok back to work
hamak0san: lol yeah yeah
hamak0san: um
hamak0san: holy fuq i dun think he was kidding
jim: of course not
hamak0san: he just sent me a pic of him tied up
hamak0san: and it's the same dude from the other pic he sent me
jim: nnow u have wackit material ahah
hamak0san: ehhe dude this was already gonna go up
hamak0san: i can't put tha tpic up tho hehe
jim: doo it
jim: ooh cowboy bebop is on
hamak0san: lol
jim: wats so funny
hamak0san: you
jim: y
hamak0san: cowboy bebop
jim: its cool
hamak0san: never seen it
jim: at least i dont enjoy beating members of the opposite sex into submission
hamak0san: LOL
hamak0san: hey he asked for it!
hamak0san: literally. hehehe
jim: heheh
jim: so when u two gonna hook up hehe
hamak0san: hehe i told him i had to go to bed. hopefully he won't message me again
jim: he will
jim: the only way out is to out-weird him
hamak0san: i'll probably go invisible for a while then at some point i'll have to ignore him.
hamak0san: hah ai TRIED THAT!
hamak0san: fuqer was on to me though i think
jim: well apparently not good enough
hamak0san: dude i talked about PICKLES, fer chrissakes!
hamak0san: i asked him to take a picture with the pickles
hamak0san: he was excited about the possibilites!
jim: i dont even wanna kno
jim: ack
hamak0san: lol
hamak0san: see
hamak0san: there ain't no outweirdin a weirdo
jim: right now hes shaving his ass for the pics he'll take for u

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