Idiots Need Not Apply err.. Advertise
Tues. 01.13.04 - 12:32 a.m.

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So like, hehe.. i did a lot of online apartment searching today. There's a lotta crazies out there looking to rent rooms to poor helpless little girls like myself..

This guy was looking to rent a room and the ad's description wasn't so bad.. till he signed it Big "D"

"I have 4 rooms available in my tenderloin warehouse" hehe.. there's just something wrong with the phrase MY tenderloin..

Christian woman seeking CLEAN christian female to "do stuff with" i'd say this one speaks for itself..

this fabulous group also comes with an adorable dog who has some special needs. I apologize to all you animal lovers.. hehehe.. but there's just something WRONG and FUNNY about a dog with "special needs" hehe..

our ideas of home are shared food, meals, kickin' back with eachother, singing, humming, gardening, craftying.. etc. HUMMING? CRAFTYING?! it's CRAFT + ING hehe.. and who puts HUMMING in there?!

seeking Open-minded female roommate allow me to let you in on a little secret. Anytime anyone uses the phrase "open-minded" you know you're in for some freaky shiznit

How you doing, Jesus here. hehe. i know, i'm an idiot. and i know the J is actually pronounced as an H, hehe but this one sent my friend and I into a fit of laughter for 15 minutes straight. lol

1 block from SF, 2 blocks from daly city like seriously.. hehe if you're from the bay area, you will understand why this is funny. hehe..

This guy's ad seemed pretty decent enough.. till i noticed his email address: [email protected]

This one's just classic:
$250 - Cheap rent for guy with a HUGE bo bo
If you have an enormous bo bo you can end up with very reasonable rent.
Pleasuring of big bo bo is included.
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heheh... NUFF SAID, buddy.

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