Crafting the Perfect Mate
Thurs. 01.15.04 - 8:06 p.m.

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Two words: freakin' hilarious.

john: what're your favorite guy parts?
hamakosan: ooh good question
hamakosan: hmm.
hamakosan: stomach..
hamakosan: chest is good too
hamakosan: oh and his hands
hamakosan: has to have good hands
john: a six-pack girl?
hamakosan: of course there's always the smile, that's important and the eyes
john: What are good hands?
hamakosan: no, not necessarily six-pack, actually i just like the area. heh
john: ah
hamakosan: course beer bellies aren't necessarily my forte either..
john: lol
john: Met one girl that liked em. That's about all.
john: So build your perfect guy with parts from guys I'd know!
hamakosan: but yeah if he works out, that's cool, i don't really care..
hamakosan: hmm you mean from movies?
john: or tv
john: yah
john: or sports
john: but no Hawaiians.
hamakosan: hehe PLEASE remind me to go check my garlic bread in 5 minutes or i'll burn it. hehe i always do
hamakosan: lol ok lemme see..
john: k
hamakosan: ok so i really think he has a nice body.. www.victorwebster.com
john: oh yeah, cuz this guy doesn't have a six-pack
john: little arms, though.
john: Then again, I'm not dating him
hamakosan: hmm little arms? as in short?
hamakosan: hehe cuz i don't like my guy too big
john: as in not so big in a couple of pictures.
hamakosan: like, built?
john: yeah
john: I mean, you can see that he works them
john: But certainly not a lot
hamakosan: yeah see.. i don't like em built
john: Actually, maybe he DOESN'T work them, now that I look...
john: shoulders, definitely, though
hamakosan: the six-pack thing.. i seriously couldn't care less
hamakosan: yeah he's gotta have good chest/shoulders
john: Garlic Bread Alert.
hamakosan: ooh thanks!!
hamakosan: brb
john: you're supposed to BUILD a guy.
john: So choose one part of Victor.
john: Then take another part from another guy.
hamakosan: hmm.. ok lemme go see his pics again
john: You are SO not working at my genetics lab.
hamakosan: haha i'm getting in to it, ok just takes time. hehe
john: ok
john: think lustful wanton hussy.
hamakosan: lol
hamakosan: hmm..
hamakosan: ok so i like his hands, he's got nice lips.. and i guess his shoulders/upper arms
john: sigh
john: ok, since you're new, I'll let you have 3.
hamakosan: hah
hamakosan: ok thanks
hamakosan: now.. basic features that mr. perfect should have..
john: ok
hamakosan: preferably dark hair, naturally tanned kinda deal, and of course the minimum 6 foot requirement
john: what is naturally tan?
hamakosan: haha i don't know
john: is that the same as, well, tan?
hamakosan: hehe yeah
hamakosan: so i put too many words. sue me
hamakosan: as i was saying..
hamakosan: i meant like, he's naturally not white. lol hehe
hamakosan: like, yeah anyeays
hamakosan: hehe the more i talk the funnier it is
hamakosan: don't say anything!
hamakosan: hehe
john: Just getting details, to see if I'm that man <3
hamakosan: haha whatever
john: I'll take that as a no. no hartnett hair love
hamakosan: hey we both know i'm not that girl, hehe so it wouldn't matter if ya were, hun
hamakosan: haha
hamakosan: get over the josh hartnet thing. lol
hamakosan: AS I WAS SAYING..
hamakosan: blahh lost my train of thought
john: More boy needs, please.
hamakosan: ok hmm..
hamakosan: so he has to be athletic. like, i don't care if he hits the gym every day.. but he has to actually PLAY. heh you know? like, yeah.. he's active
hamakosan: oh and he has to know how to fix stuff
hamakosan: and look good in just jeans. hehe
john: rofl
john: how are you athletic?
hamakosan: oh shut up
john: shutting
hamakosan: i run, ok!
john: good enough
hamakosan: damn straight. hehe
john: lol
john: I didn't know. You only talked about how you had to start running again with me
john: Which could be anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 years in scope.
hamakosan: i used to run every day.
hamakosan: granted, not now.. but hey that counts for something
hamakosan: but i have been! like, every other
john: every other day is decent
hamakosan: so moving along..
hamakosan: what else..
hamakosan: gotta have a nice smile. think i said this.
hamakosan: but the smile/eyes thing is important
hamakosan: you know.. like one of those killer smiles.. that go straight to his eyes
john: ok
hamakosan: appearance.. well, he has to know how to kick back. jeans are sexy. though just boxers are too. but he also has to know how to clean up well. and not look stuffy.. he knows how to pull it off
john: well what would you say is the weirdest thing you find attractive that others don't
john: (as a rule)
hamakosan: hmm.. weirdest thing..
hamakosan: wow that's hard
hamakosan: hmm..
hamakosan: ehh i don't think there is a weird thing. i'm really just into the chest/stomach thing.. though it doesn't hurt to have good legs. heh nice feet are good. oh maybe that's it then
hamakosan: ooh i guess you could count the over 6 foot thing weird?
john: no
hamakosan: yeah i'm boring
john: you can't call wanting a tall, dark haired guy who looks good in jeans and cleans up well who's got great eyes and smile, active, sporty, and has a good chest, arms, legs, feet and shoulders and stomach even VAGUELY original.
hamakosan: haha shut up ok
hamakosan: i'm new to the white guy thing
hamakosan: only found myself attracted to asian guys before =)
hamakosan: in real life. in movies of course i always though some of em were hot
john: well in asian guys you've got no choice
john: you already know!
hamakosan: hahah you just said all asian guys look the same?
john: I'm not saying they all look the same.
john: I'm saying there's not a ton of variation in features.
hamakosan: lol yeah there is!
john: you can't talk about hair color, eye color.
hamakosan: heheh
hamakosan: fine whatever. hehe you win
john: height
john: 6 foot tall asians my ass
hamakosan: hahhaa it's possible!
john: So is having a threesome with 2 porn stars tonight.
john: I wouldn't bet on either
hamakosan: you think you're so original.. describe YOUR girl.. and your weirdest turn-on
john: I don't like blonds.
john: I don't like big boobs.
john: 5'7-ish. I like em on the tall side
john: I like dark, straight hair, big soulful eyes. And curves.
john: though slim is ok too
john: as long as someone's not boob heavy
john: That's yucky.
john: And of course, nice face, etc.
john: But that's a given
hamakosan: lol
hamakosan: your dream girl sounds hot, hehe
john: lol
john: I'm just hoping you apply <3
john: (bring garlic bread)
hamakosan: LOL i don't meet the requirements, yo
hamakosan: no bread for you! heh
hamakosan: i think intelligence is my biggest turn-on
hamakosan: and humor
hamakosan: all around charm
hamakosan: the smarter he is.. the hotter he is, though
john: I'd agree with that
john: Unless it's a forced-down-your-throat intelligence
hamakosan: true
hamakosan: he has to be confident, but humble about it
hamakosan: if that makes sense
john: I can't wait for football!
hamakosan: when's the next game
john: Sunday
john: next 2 games.
john: Then the superbow!
hamakosan: awesome
john: You say awesome cuz of the commercials and nacho dip.
hamakosan: this is true
hamakosan: kinda scary how well you know me
hamakosan: hehe
john: yeah yeah
john: And what does it get me
john: mocked with food, generally
hamakosan: it gets you nothing, you tall girl lover! lol
john: lol
john: I'd make an exception for you
john: Unless you have a single tall friend
hamakosan: lol you'd have to make a LOT of exceptions for me
hamakosan: and sorry, hehe i'm taller than everyone i know
john: doh
john: what other lot of exceptions would I have to make?
john: how big are your boobs?
hamakosan: hmm wait lemme scroll up. heh i dun remmber
john: I know you won't tell me about your feet, but I don't care about them
hamakosan: they're not big. on the small side, but i think they 're proportional to my body. damn asianness. hehe of all the areas it had to pick to be asian. but i must say they've been looking nice lately. with the pms and all
hamakosan: oh and this shirt
john: rofl
hamakosan: lol
john: size me, you crazy girl
hamakosan: b
john: that's more than dandy
hamakosan: heh
john: stop yearning for D's.
john: It just means back pain.
hamakosan: yeah but sometimes it's an a. depends on the brand. how messed up is that
john: not too, I wouldn't think
hamakosan: no.. but i'd be ok with a c
john: My pants size varies with different brands too
john: Be ok with a B.
john: Sheesh.
hamakosan: lol i'm kidding
john: Stop watching Baywatch!
hamakosan: i'm actually fine with it
john: You don't need onboard flotation devices.
hamakosan: like i said, it fits my body so whatever
john: So what else?
john: I'm not too damn picky. Sheesh
john: It's not like I have Casey rules
hamakosan: oh well my hair IS straight. but that's cuz i straighten it. naturally, it's kinda wavy i guess
hamakosan: hmm oh and i have green eyes
hamakosan: and! i'm 5'4
hamakosan: and!
hamakosan: hmm what else
hamakosan: lemme scroll
john: when did I say I didn't like green eyes?
john: I know aobut the shortness.
john: Face it, you're a babe. A short babe, but a babe nonetheless. Deal
hamakosan: hmm thought you said you like brown eyes
hamakosan: hehe i wouldn't say babe
hamakosan: far from it actually, but whatever =)
hamakosan: i'm not stick thin.. i got curves, but i think it works on me. i definitely wouldn't want to be one of those people who are a size 0 =)
john: blah
john: you don't get to talk about you.
john: Self-esteem girl
hamakosan: whatever!
hamakosan: you should talk
john:
john: take that!
hamakosan: man. go on aim so i can warn you
john: so you can warn me?
hamakosan: hehe go on aim

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