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The Ad Feeling: SO i saw this ad on craigs list. hehe.. funny as hell!
Looking for any type of ladys ages ranging from 18-50
So like, after that.. i'm thinkin.. i SO need to make my own ad! Funny thing is, i hadn't even posted it and i already got a response.. =)
From : ethan
To whom it may concern:
I am responding to your online ad.
I suppose I should start this email off with a short introduction into who I am. My name is Ethan, italian-born. I meet your age and height requirements (I understand how desperately you need to be with a 6 foot tall man...I mean it would look just humorous if you were with someone dramatically shorter than yourself.) I'm a mathematician by trade, and somehow do not think I'll have any trouble keeping up with you... in the bedroom or out.
I am at your disposal for an interview anytime between now and eternity...give or take a minute or two.
Oh, and there's also this slight consideration that you might take into account when evaluating me.. I'm already hopelessly in love with you.
I look forward to hearing from you Ms. Casey.
Sincerely, Ethan ugh! if he keeps doing things like this i'm going to fall even harder..
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