no time!
sun. 04.11.04 - 9:48 p.m.

Feeling: no time
Listening: no time!
Quote:

Because i know everyone LOVES to listen to me rave about how wonderful Alias is, here's a recap of tonight's episode.

oh wait, no. it's not so much a rave as it is a rant about HOW MUCH THE NICK AND JESSICA HOUR IS JUST PLAIN RETARDED AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BUMPED ALIAS UP TO 10 PM TO PLAY THAT BS PIECE OF TELEVISIONERY.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to go watch Alias. AT 10PM. blah.


John: TIME!
hamak0san: hehe i was just gonna say!
hamak0san: amazingly i actually paid attention to the time
John: Um
John: ABC, right?
hamak0san: yep, abc
John: Um
John: Do you see Alias?
John: Because I see Satan and hitler.
John: Um
John: It's on at 10
hamak0san: omg what the hellllllllll
John: You've been preempted
John: By Jessica Simpson's HUGE breasts.
hamak0san: heheh you know
hamak0san: i think i knew that it was on at a different time tonight
hamak0san: dammit i am SO mad
John: Even his cartoon has an earring. How stupid.
hamak0san: lmao
hamak0san: ughhhhhhhhh
hamak0san: can i cry on you?
hamak0san: hehehe
John: All of Western civilization is weeping
John: He can't even shave for his own variety show? What the hell.
hamak0san: hey i happen to think scruffy is sexy
hamak0san: and SOMEONE's gotta look grown up on the show
John: you are obviously part of the problem.
hamak0san: lol
hamak0san: scruffy is sexy!
hamak0san: jessica is not
hamak0san: i am SO peeved right now
John: to comedy central!
hamak0san: hehe this sucks
hamak0san: the one time i get you to watch alias and it's on at 10
hamak0san: absofreakinlutely ridiculous
John: lol
John: God obviously wants me to be true to Buffy
hamak0san: this is ludicrous!
John: The rapper?
hamak0san: nooooo! god wants you to watch alias. really, he does. i bet you he's just on vacation and noah screwed up somehow
hamak0san: *cries*
John: Noah is so like that
John: The variety show is still on.
John: this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
John: It's not even funny.
John: tonight at a "special" time.
John: Like it's good that alias is on super late
hamak0san: lol
hamak0san: yeah i'm watching it..
hamak0san: and i just saw the car scene
hamak0san: why
hamak0san: why john, why
John: lol
hamak0san: alias..
hamak0san: nick and jessica..
hamak0san: alias..
hamak0san: late..
hamak0san: variety hour..
hamak0san: *cries*
John: Please
John: Dear God
John: Don't make her sing the MICKEY song.
John: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
John: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hamak0san: lmao ooh lemme go see
John: Damn you television! Play football now!
hamak0san: um
hamak0san: um
hamak0san: um
hamak0san: yeah that's all i got
John: I hope you've learned an important lesson in all this
hamak0san: =( i was too busy crying
John: This is what happens when you wish people a happy easter multiple times.
hamak0san: (btw, i wonder what dolly pardon will think of this)
hamak0san: (and how the hell did they get legitimate celebrities to appear on this?)
John: Who are these legitimate celebrities.
hamak0san: well, jewel was on earlier
hamak0san: kenny rogers? he's somewhat of a legend, no?
hamak0san: and Mr. T?! why mr. t.. is money really that tight?
John: lol
John: Jewel has probably sold less albums than Jessica Simpson
John: Kenny Rogers is a legend (with a gambling problem)
John: And god yes, Mr. T needs the cash.
hamak0san: heheh oh yeah?
hamak0san: haha well yeah, that one I think i knew
hamak0san: KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY!!
hamak0san: they're legitimate!!
hamak0san: i'm sure they're LOADED
John: But the people with their hands up their asses arent
hamak0san: damn. ok on to the next guest..
hamak0san: (i WILL find an acceptable reason as to why alias was cancelled if it's the last thing i do)
hamak0san: (i will not accept "they need the cash" as a reason, dammit!)
John: It was not cancelled
John: It's on at 10
John: Channel that rage to Wonderfalls, will ya?
hamak0san: it might as well have been cancelled!
hamak0san: "it's a nicknack paddywack, give the dog a loan"
hamak0san: i think i lost a few braincells upon hearing that one
John: sorry babe
John: tv shut off in the interest of sanity
hamak0san: yeah. i should shut mine off too
hamak0san: i mean,
hamak0san: if they think someone's watching
hamak0san: they might get the crazy idea to do another one of these
John: yep
John: could be 10 PM for the rest of your life
hamak0san: oh dear god
hamak0san: not another word!!

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