The Great SF Apartment Search
Sun. 01.18.04 - 7:29 p.m.

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ok so i'm too lazy to type an entry of how the apartment/room search in SF went yesterday.. so i'm just gonna summarize really quick and paste a conversation i had with a friend. Basically i checked out three rooms.. they each had something awesome about them: room, roommates and location. The first one, i already found out today that she gave the room to someone else (she had a ton of inquiries), the second i've already decided i don't want. And the third, well, you be the judge...

hamakosan: dude.. that place in nob hill.. the guy was a freak.. but the damn neighborhood is EXACTLY where i wanna live
jim: how was he a freak
jim: which place was this again
jim: pacific?
hamakosan: yep
jim: that woulda been my 1st choice. then the lesbians. then the rest hehe
hamakosan: yeah so i'm trying to just find places in that area now
hamakosan: gonna go again on tuesday
jim: sounds fun
jim: u didnt tell me how he was a freak
hamakosan: heh ok i'll tell you
hamakosan: 1.
hamakosan: i never got to see the room cuz well, he couldn';t find the key.. and when he DID he couldn't unlock the door (old key/lock)
hamakosan: 2. he started flirting with rhodora
hamakosan: he's a 51 yo white guy!
hamakosan: think he has an asian fetish
jim: so ure safe then
hamakosan: there's 3 other girls in that place.. one from korea, one from japan and well, the other from mexico but she's still from outta the country!
jim: international house of porn ahaha
hamakosan: hehe oh and! 3. when he was trying to unlock the dor.. hehe his back was to us.. and hehe.. he had a hole in his sweats.. i totally saw his ass
jim: ure such a perv
hamakosan: haha i wasn't the one with the hole in my pants!
jim: easy access baby
hamakosan: oh and 4. i can't have anyone over unless i ask his permission first
hamakosan: hehe how messed up is that
jim: someone needs to control ur partying
hamakosan: yeah cuz we all know how much of a raging party animal i am
jim: u said it, not me
hamakosan: lol
hamakosan: well there was other weird stuff about him
hamakosan: just little things
hamakosan: but they all add up!
jim: well. since apparently he cant open a door, i think ure safe
hamakosan: LMAO
hamakosan: true true
jim: unless hes one of those guys who u think is weird and retarded. but is a matermind in surveilance and stealth
jim: with all his hidden spy cameras
jim: and lifetime supply of kleenex and lotion
hamakosan: lol
hamakosan: lets hope not
hamakosan: hmm so what else. oh he has this anal cleaning fetish thing.. like we have chores every weekend but one of the chores is kinda weird. in the CONTRACT (oh yes, there's a contract) it says "rug" hehe so like, i'm not sure if he means vacuum.. or like, i have to get on my hands and knees and scrub the carpet. and if i'm required to wear an �outfit� during this process
jim: so now the most important thing. were the lesbians hot
hamakosan: hehe i didn't go check out that place, remember? hehe
jim: damm u
jim: french maid outfit with knee pads
hamakosan: hehe again.. lets hope
jim: yes, lets
hamakosan: lol dork
jim: k I just talked to darryl. he said go with the lesbians
hamakosan: haha

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